Quote:A nearby medic came to the local bar and didn't help. Although there was a level 80- So Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked himself because he though this was a dream, and he coincidently shot the waiter and a level 80 paladin from a stupid game that everyone should stay away from, and then a brave hero breaks through the wall from runescape, and eats to tuna because he had bad breath so then he went to kill batman and then spider man maybe he's getting sick and tired of being paid to kill Bugs.
Clark, we need you!
Here comes superman! Flying in the invisible plane with WonderWoman...
Meanwhile, in the lair of Steve Bucemi, there was a ruckus coming from the outside, so he ran avoiding the large knuckle dragging monkeys from the closet of Mr. James.
They were looking for watermelons, but only found some peaches, so he returned to his home in Quahog Rhode Island, and saw Peter Griffin sucking on a piece of watermelon!
While Stewie tried to kill the one known as Omniscient! But failed because iBF banned Omniscient earlier that evening because he was not invited to the huge ass party that included a lot of ass holes, including people like hacker22, cause he decided to setback Omniscient's plan of cyber domination! Domination of lovely furry bunnies.
In a cold dark chamber with tiny little warm candles; to be warm he fapped to a picture of Minus-Zero, then realized that he was, it was the fear getting banned from HF for these sentences not making any lollipops for SF to eat, although they are killing the cute little bumble bees in the butt hold of Jesus in an extremely offensive manner.
Randomly the Rick roll guy appears on my HD screen and begins to sing! We're champions of the world, and said Krazi is gay, but Minus-Zero secretly loved Krazi, so Krazi thinks! The plot was actually they married each other, and on their honeymoon they had ghey buttseckz all night, except it was no homo, but it was totally homo, although it wasn't homo, it soon got homo between Krazi and Omniscient.
It was actually homo with Minus-Zero, eventually the place was filled with dirty used condoms everywhere, from Krazi shenanigans. His group is getting way too perverted to be allowed on here, because the world ends today, all due to Omniscient's plan!
To exterminate all spammer trolls, which include all of HackForums getting shot dead by a ravenous troll named Carbon along helping Carbon shoot, was the one and only Prone!!!!! But he got limited access because he was trollin ibf. And then ibf ate omniscient
Chapter 2
The World Ends:
The world has now been ate up by Ibf also by a rabbit! Vorfin came and kicked IBF's ass for destroying the rule. He then face-palmed himself for accidentally DDoSing Chechan.com.ar , no CP for him! But he didn't care as there was more on 4chan. BUT THEN A MAGICALY FAIRY turned into a nude child but then he died sadly and then re-awoke to find a small bunny from The evil bunny alliance running toward the nude little boy with a huge, giant, sweaty, pulsing stick. "How does a stick be so long?", he asked. "Why is it sweating?" He urged to find out immediatly.
A scientist told him that he was attracted to him and that he wanted to defy the laws of gravity while fapping to minus zero. Minus-Zero began to wonder why he didn't have anything below the deck of the ship. Because he didn't even have a pirate crew on board to do pirate activities with like finding one piece! He then proceeded to eat at The village Fuddruckers. He had one rucker stew and a new Super Nintendo Console playing super mario 2. Little did he know, Yoshi had grown into a giant killing monster who ate every human he saw touching his sweet fruit. He also ate every little penis on a female transvestite. Which looked a lot like Minus Zeros Tiny Weiner. But it was actually Cal's. Sometimes people get confused as they get Minus Zero some Viagra From a local store called Aranganhan, also known as Roroistehbest. Who also sold him some extra small condoms low priced because he had illegally stole admin spot on Support Forums!
And then Omni came along and gave Minus-Zero moderator position! And then Industrialized™ was like "Wow, he's great staff member!'. There's no doubt about that, psyke! And from the corner Of my eye I saw Xenon, got hit with a an ounce of purple haze and smoked it shortly afterwards.
I just realized that Purple was actually a mixture of barneys blood and smurfs! Amazing!
Industrialized™ was rolling on the roll of purple haze laughing At how crazy Minus-Zero is. And all the while Xenon...Was sitting there planning a evil plan to destroy trolls. But it will never happen; so thought the AllyMac troll as realistic as fools gold. With help from a chicken All attractions are illusionary lol!
Chapter 3
WTF Haze of Happenings
Twas when a unicorn and a huge, giant ugly chicken ate a frog which evolved into a mudkipzzzz; very big and intrusive problem. To solve the problem, Minus-Zeros falcon punched obamas wife Since Obama is a dumb idiot who sent this country spiraling into my ball sack of fiery doom! George Bush reluctently ate a pube sandwhich and enjoyed it because he didn't like what his wife gave him as a christmas hug. The hug was wet for some very odd reason. Then i realized that hugs were toxic and I cried because Brittney's back, bitch! Oh noooo she has a scary stomach that can make your skin crawl with grotesque chills. This story. Dude amazing is pretty weird and random, but it doesn't matter for anyone because he ate Jason Born; Twin brother of Jason Bournewhos founder of microsoft corp likes to do everything that except drink some hot chocolate. Because he knows that he will burn his face off and go to the bahamas.
I believe I can flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy until i hit the ground I believe I can soarrrrrr until i hit the ground but, when I got up; I'm scared to fly again because my wings were broken.
So I went to the shop and got them fixed; unfortunately, I didn't have enough awesome credits to purchase a brand new pair of the amazing new duroplex 1000 wings that are made just for flying high in the sky but they can also be used for eating purple fish which can be used for entering purple fish eating contests.
But, purple fish are very mysterious, because they can be large and small, which is perfect for selling marijuana in Mexico and South Central, California however, using purple fish can be severely detrimental to your brain, because of the weed being coated with a strong flavour of your mom and and some randomly unidentificated ingredients.
A new species of blue
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law. Love is the law, love under will.
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