Three Word Story - Story On First Page

[Eve]

except the porcupine.

[cheeseburger]

The water was

[Eve]

also undrinkable because

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drinking it would

[Eve]

taste like chimpanzee.

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The chimpanzee's penis

[caspur]

was on his

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mouth because he

[Genequil]

was very flexible.

Story so far:
Once upon a time, a guy bought a chimpanzee he played with and put a banana somewhere he thought was good. Then he threw it at a big, hard, long keyboard which was orange and blue. Meanwhile, the chimpanzee was starting to get annoyed at zoo keeper who was a porcupine. The chimpanzee hit a home run with the banana of golden incrediblenessocity. The porcupine was actually an undercover zookeeper pet detective who investigated repulsive bad smell of the chimpanzee. And it flowed with the wind across the zoo until it reached the nose of a fat zebra. The zebra complained about how he couldn't sleep because the smell made stripes change colour. Nobody really cared, except the porcupine. The water was also undrinkable because drinking it would taste like chimpanzee. The chimpanzee's penis was on his mouth because he was very flexible.

[Support]

However the chimpanzee

Thanks for posting the story Genequil. I'll just post it on the first page and later on I'll go through the list of contributers. I am busy at the moment.