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lol that was kind of random haha!
solidfiles
It's a file hosting site that someone was showing me and was too lazy to type it in lol.
no idea where I copied this one from xD
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sholtis512@yahoo.com is mine lol
i like men
idk why that is in my ctrl + V
It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Senjogahara. She is really freakin hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Senjogahara called me and said she wanted me to fudge her. So be it.
I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my pencil. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my pencil. Booya.
Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch pencil is going inside of her pussy, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm freakin her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my pencil. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.
I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.
Lol. Was showing this story to someone. Got it from somewhere online XD
wtf Anarchy lol i like men really
