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A list of redneck computer terms.
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Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.

Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down da local tavern.

Bug - The reason you is a giv'n for calling in sick.

Byte - What yer pit bull dun to cusin Jethro.

Cache - Needed when you go to da store.

Chip - Yer cusin's uncle's mother's boyfriend's name.

Terminal - Time to call da undertaker.

Crash - When you go to Junior's party uninvited.

Digital - The art of counting on your fingers.

Diskette - A female Disco dancer.

Hacker - Uncle Leroy after thirty years of smoking.

Hardcopy - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.

Internet - Where cafeteria workers put their hair.

Keyboard - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.

Mac - Big Bob's favorite fast food.

Megahertz - How your head feels after seventeen beers.

Modem - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall.

Mouse pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live.

Network - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line.

Online - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test.

Rom - Where the pope lives.

Screen - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch.

Serial port - A red wine you drink with breakfast.

Superconductor - Amtrak's Employee of the year.

Scsi - What you call your week-old underwear.

Hope you like them. Blackhat

Source: Aha! Jokes
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#2
Hey, buddy!

Tip: Try to increase the intervals in which you are posting this useless crap. It seems more professional if there isn't a new thread every 5 seconds.
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(10-09-2009, 11:31 PM)MreGSX Wrote: Hey, buddy!

Tip: Try to increase the intervals in which you are posting this useless crap. It seems more professional if there isn't a new thread every 5 seconds.

Okay, I will stop posting "useless crap"!
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(10-09-2009, 11:41 PM)n3s0r Wrote: Okay, I will stop posting "useless crap"!

Lol.

I officially love you.
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#5
Hehe finaly nice joke! Big Grin
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