y = mx + b , point slope formula, y2 - y1 over x2 - x1

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I've been having a tutor for the past week or two. I had no background in geometry nor algebra (I've done it, just blew it off). I'm trying to understand these three things more straightly. Because every time the tutor comes to my house, he has to refresh my memory with the "y = mx + b", "y2 - y2 (over) x2 - x1", and the "point slope formula. My question is, is there a way that this can be permanently injected into my brain? I'll even go for a song. I just need to get this down, because my tutor gets pissed when I go brain dead after he explained the exact same thing to me a day earlier.

Thanks.

ok this is really perverted, but with this im sure youll remember

y=mx+b

getting laid=girl times amount of drinks plus you have a car

y2-y1=x2-x1

ok this one is retarded, and makes fun of star trek, but it works

do the spok thing with your hands, both of them, then put them together. The two longer fingers (y2) plus the two shorter fingers (y1) have to equal the same size as your other hands long fingers (x2) minus its shorter fingers (x1). If they dont equal each other, you have an abnormality of your body (error)

Does this help?