09-26-2006, 07:30 AM
The last thing I remember doing before I went to bed was brushing
my teeth with popcorn flavored toothpaste and putting the cat in the bag and tossing him out
the door. He then screamed so loud that it woke up my grandpa on the third floor. He came
running downstairs with his double barrel shotgun, and filled the screaming cat, full of lead
and waking up the neighbors for blocks around. Just then his wife came out with her teeth in
her left hand and a baseball bat in her right hand and put her teeth back in her mouth and bit
the cat. She hit the poor shot cat on the head with the baseball bat and it splattered it's brains
on the grass, that was lit by the light of the moon and then everyone went to bed and didn't
wake up till late the next morning got up and ate breakfast, then brushed their teeth again. I
looked over the back garden and saw a great big black horse, standing there eating
grass...
my teeth with popcorn flavored toothpaste and putting the cat in the bag and tossing him out
the door. He then screamed so loud that it woke up my grandpa on the third floor. He came
running downstairs with his double barrel shotgun, and filled the screaming cat, full of lead
and waking up the neighbors for blocks around. Just then his wife came out with her teeth in
her left hand and a baseball bat in her right hand and put her teeth back in her mouth and bit
the cat. She hit the poor shot cat on the head with the baseball bat and it splattered it's brains
on the grass, that was lit by the light of the moon and then everyone went to bed and didn't
wake up till late the next morning got up and ate breakfast, then brushed their teeth again. I
looked over the back garden and saw a great big black horse, standing there eating
grass...
~ FFW