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Chuck Norris has IT skills!
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#1
03-03-2010, 10:46 PM
Chuck Norris can edit PDF files

Chuck Norris rips CDs with his hands

Chuck Norris can download Metallica mp3s using Napster

Chuck Norris has a yahoo account with hotmail

Chuck Norris has an Intel CPU on an AMD motherboard

Chuck Norris has to chain his mouse to his desktop

Chuck Norris can program a MAC with excel macros

Chuck Norris website has never had a hit - Nobody hits Chuck Norris' website

Chuck Norris invented C++ after roundhouse kicking C - TWICE

Chuck Norris is the Domain controller

Chuck Norris has the IP 0.0.0.0

Chuck Norris is mailer-daemon

Chuck Norris is Dr Watson

Chuck Norris monitor has no glare no-one glares at Chuck Norris

format c: is the request to have Chuck Norris come roundhouse kick your PC

Chuck Norris has Windows XP on his Apple MAC

Chuck Norris never gets the page cannot be displayed error

Machine code is another name for Chuck Norris language

Chuck Norris CPU doesn't have a fan

Chuck Norris can write DVDs on floppy drive

Chuck Norris invented the internet

Chuck Norris can paste pics in Notepad

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked his 14400k modem & that's how we got ADSL

Chuck Norris' Dot matrix printer prints photos - in colour

Chuck Norris uses Notepad for a database

Chuck Norris' PC speaker gives him 7.1 DTS surround sound

Source: http://www.tensionnot.com/jokes/chuck_norris_jokes
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03-03-2010, 11:51 PM
Lmao, that's random. Lol, a lot of those jokes were hits and missed tbh though.
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03-10-2010, 02:58 AM
I found these funny, thanks for the lol
Chuck Norris CPU doesn't have a fan
Chuck Norris has Windows XP on his Apple MAC
format c: is the request to have Chuck Norris come roundhouse kick your PC
Chuck Norris invented C++ after roundhouse kicking C - TWICE
Haha I made 1
Chuck Norris does Pro sigs with MS Paint.
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03-14-2010, 10:14 PM
(03-10-2010, 02:58 AM)Firesale Wrote: Chuck Norris does Pro sigs with MS Paint.
Haha good one!
I found these way funny as well.
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03-15-2010, 12:27 AM
He owns every n00b in CS:S.
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03-15-2010, 12:36 AM
(03-15-2010, 12:27 AM)MyNameIsR0fl Wrote: He owns every n00b in CS:S.

Chuck Norris made the word n00b.
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03-15-2010, 12:47 AM
i lold.
Berichttekort.
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