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A Texas Cattle Rancher and an Illinois Farmer were

debating on who had the biggest spread of land. The Texas Cattle Rancher said, "I'll tell ya what son, my ranch is so big that I can get in my pickup truck

and start out at the western entrance to my ranch and drive straight east all dog-gone day and still not reach the eastern entrance to my ranch". The Illinois

Farmer scratched his head and spit out his chewin' tobacco and replied, "Ya know......I used to have an old pickup truck just like that".
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There

were two Irishmen walking toward each other on the street. One of them a farmer, the other a math student. The farmer was carrying a sack
When they

met up, the math student asked the farmer "whatcha got in the sack?" The farmer replied "Just some chickens"
The math student said "If I guess how

many chickens are in that sack, can I have one?"
The farmer answered, "I'll give you both of them if you get it right!"
So the math student

thought and thought, and finally said, "Is it five?"
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-Beta

haha thats funny
Why did the cookicke

go to the doctor
(i got this from a tv show)

I dunno. Why?

He was feeling crumby haha get it crumby

and hes a cookie

Good joke f sniper wolf! "Cookie feeling

crumby"

But then, don't all cookies feel crumby? :lol:

FW

yeah wait what was the question

Question was:
"Why did the cookie go to the

doctor?"
Answer was:
"Because he was feeling crumby!"

-Beta

HAHAHAHAHA those are funny jokes There as

funny as this GUY :banana: