What tricks have you taught you pet ?

[AceInfinity]

I used to have an Alaskan Malemute that could:

-Speak
-Shake his paw
-Retrieve
-Play dead
-Lay down
-Stay
-Follow
-Sit

[PhiLLy BR]

I have taught my dog how to shake, roll over, sit, lay down, OH! and how to fly a spaceship.

[Kitten]

I can't teach my dog Harley anything. If you annoy him, he just bites you.

[wtftwice]

I taught my dog how to sit and shake hands. She never listened to me, only my dad.

[Jaxon]

ive tought my cat how to do backflips

[Justin Bieber]

I have never taught any of my pets any tricks, and now it's too late considering they're all of old age.

[h4yr0]

My stupid dog can't learn nothing :@

[Baked]

ive tought my cat how to do backflips

What did you do ?
Throw a treat up in the air, then make it jump and grab it.

[Swat Runs Train]

My dog will shake either or both paws, high five with either or both paws, fetch, roll over, sit, lay down and he also barks at my cats when they try to jump on my kitchen counter to steal food.

[Baked]

My dog will shake either or both paws, high five with either or both paws, fetch, roll over, sit, lay down and he also barks at my cats when they try to jump on my kitchen counter to steal food.

He sounds well trained.

What breed is he ?