How do I install Ubuntu?

[Gaijin]

I'm pretty sure I set it up correctly. There were 4 options in the BIOS settings;
Hard Drive (which I assume is the Windows hdd)
Removable Device
USB Device
CD/DVD

I tried putting both Removable Device & USB Device at the top of the boot order, but still it just booted up Windows, like it was ignoring the fact I even had my external hard drive plugged in.

Yeah that's because your boot loader is setup to load from the windows hdd, it doesn't matter what you setup in your bios, because th boot loader that i installed during the process points to your windows hdd...

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