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My jokes: The_nVIDiA_Guy - Cool_Guy - 04-21-2006 OK, A Smart Blond blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she''s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank''s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank''s underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blond replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?" Finally, a smart blonde joke! BUNNY HUMOR A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the little bunny. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees the man crying on the side of a road and pulls over. She steps out of her car and asks the man "What''s wrong?" "I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this little rabbit and killed it." The blonde says, "Don''t worry!" She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight. The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What the heck is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?" The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label. It says: (Are you ready for this?) (Are you sure?) (Warning: This is really bad!) (You know you could just click off and not read the punch line) (You know you''re gonna be sorry) (Last chance!) (OK, here it is) It says: "Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent "wave" RE: My jokes: The_nVIDiA_Guy - FirefoxWiz - 04-21-2006 LOL! ROFL! The blonde joke was very funny! I like them both!! FW RE: My jokes: The_nVIDiA_Guy - BETA_mybb_import3230 - 04-22-2006 I love the Bunny Humor one! Thanks for sharing NV! -Beta RE: My jokes: The_nVIDiA_Guy - Guest - 04-22-2006 LOL i love the blonde joke the most RE: My jokes: The_nVIDiA_Guy - Cool_Guy - 05-13-2006 I like the doctor one. RE: My jokes: The_nVIDiA_Guy - Guest - 05-14-2006 They all are good jokes RE: My jokes: The_nVIDiA_Guy - bnza8 - 05-17-2006 they're all good. |