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Farmer Jokes - BETA_mybb_import3230 - 04-18-2006 A Texas Cattle Rancher and an Illinois Farmer were debating on who had the biggest spread of land. The Texas Cattle Rancher said, "I'll tell ya what son, my ranch is so big that I can get in my pickup truck and start out at the western entrance to my ranch and drive straight east all dog-gone day and still not reach the eastern entrance to my ranch". The Illinois Farmer scratched his head and spit out his chewin' tobacco and replied, "Ya know......I used to have an old pickup truck just like that". <HR> There were two Irishmen walking toward each other on the street. One of them a farmer, the other a math student. The farmer was carrying a sack When they met up, the math student asked the farmer "whatcha got in the sack?" The farmer replied "Just some chickens" The math student said "If I guess how many chickens are in that sack, can I have one?" The farmer answered, "I'll give you both of them if you get it right!" So the math student thought and thought, and finally said, "Is it five?" <HR> -Beta RE: Farmer Jokes - PoisonDart - 04-19-2006 haha thats funny Why did the cookicke go to the doctor (i got this from a tv show) RE: Farmer Jokes - BETA_mybb_import3230 - 04-19-2006 I dunno. Why? RE: Farmer Jokes - PoisonDart - 04-19-2006 He was feeling crumby haha get it crumby and hes a cookie RE: Farmer Jokes - FirefoxWiz - 04-19-2006 Good joke f sniper wolf! "Cookie feeling crumby" But then, don't all cookies feel crumby? :lol: FW RE: Farmer Jokes - PoisonDart - 04-19-2006 yeah wait what was the question RE: Farmer Jokes - BETA_mybb_import3230 - 04-19-2006 Question was: "Why did the cookie go to the doctor?" Answer was: "Because he was feeling crumby!" -Beta RE: Farmer Jokes - Mr.Robato - 04-19-2006 HAHAHAHAHA those are funny jokes There as funny as this GUY :banana: |